tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54066362011-07-18T10:08:20.432-04:00The Randomness ContinuesHave you ever wondered what goes through the minds of a genius? Ever pondered about the thoughts that float inside a truly gifted person's head? Ever want to transcend physical space and see life through their eyes?
If not, then scroll down.TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comBlogger2431100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1140732308987716662006-02-23T17:00:00.000-05:002006-02-23T17:06:59.213-05:00South Dakota Senate Passes Abortion BanThe South Dakote state senate approved a bill to completley ban abortions in the state of South Dakota, Thursday. The measure returns to the House next week, where it was already approved previously. It is the first ban of it's kind in the United States, and was done with hopes of being brought to the US Supreme court to overturn the controversial Roe v. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1134678450881944642005-12-15T14:35:00.001-05:002005-12-15T15:43:56.090-05:00President Bush Declares War on Unlikely EnemyAt an emergency Christmas Day press conference, President George W. Bush shocked the world by declaring that the United States had officially begun several strategic air attacks on important ground structures in a country which, until that morning, the United States had seemingly good relations with."Making a decision like this is never easy," The TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1129245385756503152005-10-13T18:48:00.000-04:002005-10-13T19:31:31.343-04:00International Olympic Committee Makes Controversial New DecisionThis week, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) made a decision on what has been a very controversial subject in the last several decades: who is allowed to compete in the Olympic games?Until 1992, the games were known as the highest medium for amateur athletes to compete at an international level. In the 1992 games in BarcelonaTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1128380631626657102005-10-03T19:03:00.001-04:002005-10-03T19:36:31.870-04:00Mushroom Picture Collection: Part V(Mushroom Picture Collections: I, II, III, and IV)One of these things is not like the other! One of these things just doesn't belong!Your mushroom wears army boots!Mushroom with a halo?Bath time for the Mushroom. The Easter Mushroom? A Mushroom nest, part I. A mushroom nest, part II. Back with nature, part 6: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the mushroom sleepsTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1128371539869549932005-10-03T15:35:00.000-04:002005-10-03T19:26:06.210-04:00Government Predicts It Will Take 13 Years To Accomplish What They Already Accomplished 36 Years AgoSeveral weeks ago, NASA unveiled plans to key White House staff members to put a man back on the moon by 2018. The plan involves building a new crew capsule, main engines, solid rocket boosters and massive external fuel tanks. The $100 Billion idea was presented to an advisor to U.S. Vice President TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1127511670690270792005-09-23T17:41:00.000-04:002005-09-23T17:41:10.696-04:00Kerry Returns to Avenge Own Failure TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1121919258846443042005-07-21T00:14:00.000-04:002005-07-21T00:33:05.190-04:00Bush Announces Supreme Court NomineeOn Tuesday night, President Bush announced his nominee for the Supreme Court Justice to replace retiring Justice, Sandra Day O'Connor. While there was much speculation about who the President would choose, and whether or not the Democrats would use the fillibuster on a justice who was too conservative, Bush's pick went far beyond their worst fears."His choice TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1120764179528248302005-07-07T15:15:00.000-04:002005-07-07T15:22:59.536-04:00BlockBuster Announces Revolutionary New ProgramThis week, BlockBuster, the movie and video game rental giant, announced it will begin a new program that will revolutionize how rental stores work. This comes several months after the store started it's "No Late Fees" policy, which went into effect on January 1st, 2005. That policy allows customers to return rentals several days late, without havingTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1120173683786854372005-06-30T19:21:00.000-04:002005-06-30T19:33:25.663-04:00 Congratulations, Ben and Jennifer Affleck!If you've been reading this website for a whiole, then you know that I've been doing my best to help my friend Ben Affleck marry a good Jennifer (See November 01, 2004's BENNIFER EPISODE II: A New Hope?). Well it finally seems to have worked, because he and Jennifer Garner recently got married, and are pregnant (well, I'm pretty sure she's pregnant, but TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1120169148112108162005-06-30T18:05:00.000-04:002005-06-30T18:46:13.646-04:00PRESIDENT BUSH ANNOUNCES NEW DIRECTION FOR IRAQ WAROn Tuesday, in a televised address to the nation, President Bush announced he wants to take the war in a new direction. In his speech, Bush claimed that the original reason for going into Iraq wasn't to get rid of Weapons of Mass Destruction (Wait, what? Was that before or after we found out there weren't any?), but instead to eliminate the "TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1118778658909227262005-06-14T15:38:00.000-04:002005-06-14T15:55:12.606-04:00Every June, all around the country thousands upon thousands of children scratch their head as to what they should get Dad for Father's day: powertools? A suit? A Hawaiian shirt?Sometimes we all have problems finding a gift for our Dads, but one son's situation stands above everyone else's."I always hear, 'What do I get for a dad who has everything!?' Stop your whining! My problem's much worse. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1116741888129743332005-05-18T01:46:00.000-04:002005-05-22T02:04:48.136-04:00The Randomness Continues: Two Years and CountingIt's been two years since I first made this website. That was quite a while ago. Since then, the site hasn't seen a couple pretty big changes, most notably are the improvement in my writing (some stuff from summer 2003 is just plain terrible), the addition of pictures, and of course, the 'shroom.Sure, the website isn't that popular. I mean, I'm not TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1116135227088835212005-05-15T01:22:00.000-04:002005-05-15T01:33:47.096-04:00Top 10 Explanations As To Why Darth Vader Became Evil:10. Jedi Temple cafeteria food.. need I say more?9. Sith offer better dental policy.8.Still bitter over that damn braid/mullet cut.7. Emperor Palpatine offered him candy.6. When hear Yoda bitch every day, begin to get annoyed you will.5. Chicks dig the asthmatic noise.4. 50% off on black polish.3. Lots of bitches.2. Wants to get job working TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1114881467739138332005-04-30T13:03:00.000-04:002005-04-30T14:19:53.516-04:00I've found that a lot of my posts have started with, "I was flipping through channels, when..," which might be an indication that I need a hobby or a puppy or something. Anyways, once again I found myself exercising my right thumb when I came to MSNBC. Or MSN. Or is it MSNC now? MSNCA? MSNS? BSNBC? You know what, for all intensive purposes we'll call it the 'The Channel between CNN and Rupert TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1114819842110545202005-04-29T19:49:00.000-04:002005-04-30T12:53:34.116-04:00New Development in the Michael Jackson Molestation CaseOn Thursday singer Michael Jackson's ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, testified in court. District Attorney Tom Sneddon was hoping Ms. Rowe would claim that Jackson made her read statements that appeared in an interview saying the alledged Molestation never occured. Instead, Ms. Rowe claimed Jackson never did anything of the sort.Looking for some last TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1114113526049840132005-04-21T15:45:00.000-04:002005-04-21T15:58:46.050-04:00So, what ACTUALLY happened behind the sealed door of The Sistine Chapel?10. Halo LAN party.9. Johnny Depp-a-thon.8. Put on their mothers' clothes and make up and argued over who is cuter, Nick from the Backstreet Boys or Justin from N*Sync.8.Vatican Idol.7. Spin the Bottle.6. Watched the Cardinals-Padres game.5. Tapped a keg and set a lit bag of dog shit on the front step of St. Peter's BasillicaTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1112900346725557332005-04-07T14:35:00.000-04:002005-04-07T15:02:24.863-04:00Mass Genocide Goes Unnoticed Once AgainEach year thousands are abused. They are covered in food, dirty laundry, used and forgotten. Then one day, they are dragged out of their houses and into the streets where they are beaten and lit on fire. Each year this happens, but nothing is ever done to stop it.Each year during March Madness thousands of sofas are burned on college campuses around the TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1112761459442506142005-04-06T00:24:00.000-04:002005-04-06T00:28:31.220-04:00Dear Peter Jennings,You have cancer.That must suck.To cheer you up, here is a picture of you as Mr. Potato head.Love, The WiseGuyTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1111457644697912132005-03-21T19:53:00.000-05:002005-03-21T21:14:04.696-05:00List of Steroid Suspects Increases DrasticallyIn the last few months, the steroid debate has grown immensely. Before that, President Bush declared his intentions to crack down on steroids to give the American people better rolemodels. Hmm... so is Bush saying that drug users should not be respected by the general public? Give me an H! Give me an Ipocrisy! Instead, the recently revealed tapes TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108839680720292082005-02-19T14:01:00.000-05:002005-02-19T14:01:20.720-05:00Stereotype TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108839315593531432005-02-19T13:55:00.000-05:002005-02-19T13:55:15.593-05:00Metronome TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108595341556092132005-02-16T17:28:00.000-05:002005-02-16T18:09:01.556-05:00Lost Russian spy satellite found on popular PBS showOn January 9th, 2005, a satellite made a fiery re-entry into Earth's atmosphere, and was suspected to be somewhere in the Ural Mountains in southeastern Siberia. The satellite supposedly an advanced Kobalt-class spy satellite, belongs to Russia. Members of the Russian space program were reluctant to comment on details, but did say, "Spy TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108273991347177622005-02-13T00:34:00.000-05:002005-02-13T00:53:11.346-05:00THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY OTHER COUNTRIES MIGHT HATE US:10. Jealous of our purple mountains majesty and amber waves of grain.9. Angry about their country's hero not being as cool as Captain America.8. May or may not be France, and may or may not want to take back Louisiana Purchase, hypothetically speaking.7. That whole "Constitution" debacle.6. American Idol(s).5. American cheese.4. American Pie(sTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1108090542830730692005-02-10T21:55:00.000-05:002005-02-10T21:59:19.783-05:00 Non-Drowsy Shaquil TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1107581310596397602005-02-05T01:28:00.000-05:002005-02-05T01:03:35.280-05:00An effective use of... Democracy?!
If there's any soda better than Jones Soda, I have yet to taste it. I am so in love with Jones Soda, actually, that I plan to send in a mushroom picture to their label contest. For those of you miserable souls who have never had Jones, their labels are one of the most well known aspects of the Jones bottle (pictures below).
www.jonessoda.com Anyone can send TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1106978172886971152005-01-29T00:56:00.000-05:002005-01-29T00:56:12.886-05:00Iroq The Vote 2005 TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1106698477042558092005-01-25T19:14:00.000-05:002005-01-25T19:14:37.043-05:00Scarier than the real movies. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1106591450237319802005-01-24T13:30:00.000-05:002005-01-24T15:03:48.826-05:00Mushroom Picture Collection: Part IV
To make up for not posting in over a month, here is a brand new mushroom picture collection for all of you.
What could it be?
You shouldn't have!
Gifts of gold, frankincense, myrrh, and mushroom?
Back With Nature, part 5
Mushrooms can read?
Cult of the Mushroom?
Mmm Mmm, mushroom
Mushroom with flowers for his mum? Do mushrooms have mumsTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1106438608884790132005-01-22T19:03:00.000-05:002005-01-22T20:52:59.686-05:00Superman Quits After Series Of Law Suits
Superman announced Friday afternoon, in a press conference, that he would be quitting the superhero business after several law suits kept him tied up in court for the last few years. Superman's agent, Michael Ross, fielded questions after the press conference. "He's just tired of all the court time," Ross said. "Sure, he's getting a little old, and might TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1103480629545933632004-12-19T13:16:00.000-05:002004-12-19T13:23:49.546-05:00George W. Bush named TIME magazine's Person of the Year 2004
For the second time, 43rd US President George W. Bush was named person of the year. He now finds himself among such company as Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, Bill Clinton, Richard ("the hous") Nixon, and The Computer!
Where does our President go now?
Nobel prize?
Academy Award?
Beating Cheney's high score in Tetris?
A blender on The TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1103321745904048852004-12-17T16:49:00.000-05:002004-12-17T17:23:36.980-05:00I was in a book store yesterday browsing, and I saw a display of Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell near the front of the store. I stopped, picked it up, and was looking at it... when I noticed something...
I can't wait until my name can take up 3/4ths of the cover of a book I didn't even write!
How strange! Tom Clancy's name appears in large font at the top of a book he didn't even write. And the TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1102907179348125342004-12-12T22:06:00.000-05:002004-12-12T22:17:10.816-05:00The other day, bored, I decided to flip through the TV channels. I was finding nothing but crap, until I came across the classic, Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas (see how I said classic, Jim?). As I was watching Max the dog get abused (see December 24, 2003's post), a thought struck me. What if this year things were different? What if this year, the who ("Talkin' 'bout my generation.") TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1102285449209930222004-12-05T17:24:00.000-05:002004-12-05T17:24:09.210-05:00It's that season again. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1101359061282739952004-11-25T00:12:00.000-05:002004-11-25T00:15:15.146-05:00After 80 years, America's Thanksgiving Parade exported over-seas
After 80 years of having a Thanksgiving parade in downtown Detroit, The Parade Company has announced that the parade has been exported to Japan.
"I feel this is the best choice for the people," chairwoman Deborah Dingell said. "Now they can get a much higher quality parade than they were getting before. Sure, they will have to TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1100644418622423562004-11-16T16:36:00.000-05:002004-11-16T17:33:38.623-05:00Senile Old Men and Stoned College Students Show Up To Vote... Two Weeks Late
Today, all around the country, senile old men and stoned college students showed up at their local precincts to vote for the president of The United States. Unfortunatley, they're two weeks too late. As most of the country knows, George W. Bush won the election on November 3rd, the day after election day.
"I was TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1100203689915622422004-11-11T15:08:00.000-05:002004-11-11T15:47:30.290-05:00Mushroom Picture Collection: Part III
Psychadelic Mushroom
Anti-gravity Mushroom
Mushrooms lends a helping hand.
Back With Nature, part 3.
Lord of the Ring?
Mushroom in the mist
Microwave safe Mushroom?
Mushroom and friend, part 2
Genie of the lamp?!
Bad Mushroom!
'Tis the season to be Mushroom, fa la la la la la la la la.
Around the World, but not Jackie ChanTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1099948989607066082004-11-08T16:13:00.000-05:002004-11-08T19:31:46.256-05:00In a press conference Monday morning, less than a week after being re-elected to a second term, President Bush announced he "worked for the first time, today. I didn't like it much. I'm not cut out to do this whole 'president' thing. I said to Dick, I said, get Kerry's people on the phone. Maybe we can, you know, like they say in Texas, work somethin' out."
After 25 minutes of arguing, both men TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1099344654897321272004-11-01T16:09:00.000-05:002004-11-01T16:43:06.810-05:00BENNIFER EPISODE II: A New Hope (?)
It seems it wasn't even a year ago that the perfect couple, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, were warming our hearts and keeping our US Weekly covers full. But fate, cruel fate, intervened. Alas, she married Marc Anthony, and he's single...
..or is he? What's this I hear about another Bennifer? Could it be?! They're getting back together? (sigh) No such luck. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1098304140019861282004-10-20T16:16:00.000-04:002004-10-20T16:29:00.020-04:00TOP 10 EXCUSES FOR NOT VOTING:
10. Can't read, was one of the "children left behind"
9. Was not given enough underwear and ramen by Michael Moore
8. Already voted on American Idol
7. Live in Florida
6. Would probably just end up writing in 'your mom' anways
5. Named Ralph Nader, and do not want to waste vote on self
4. Polls too far away from fridge
3. Couch also
2. Busy playing Grand Theft AutoTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1097700118253444312004-10-13T16:41:00.000-04:002004-10-13T17:13:33.483-04:00
In a last minute switch, both President Bush and Senator Kerry were replaced with inflatable bop'em clowns for the third, and final of the Presidential debates. When asked why the switch was made, a spokeswoman for the Kerry campaign said, "The senator felt exhausted from all of his travel, his various campaign stops all across the country, and from preparing for the last two debates. We TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1097529977899082132004-10-11T17:26:00.000-04:002004-10-11T17:26:17.900-04:00"The farce is strong in this one." TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1097529938471825462004-10-11T17:25:00.000-04:002004-10-11T17:25:38.470-04:00Bush vs Carrie TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1097191063534307082004-10-07T18:35:00.000-04:002004-10-07T19:25:53.856-04:00Vice Presidential Debate is boring as hell until Vice President (and robot) Dick Cheney decapitated North Carolina senator John Edwards.
The Vice Presidential debates were once again boring and pointless this year. That is, until Vice President Dick Cheney decapitated John Edwards and began crushing his head, following one of the Senator's smartass remarks. Cheney's handlers finally managed to TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1096494838327563022004-09-29T16:57:00.000-04:002004-09-29T17:57:01.493-04:00What exactly is the commercial for Britney Spears' new perfume trying to say? Does spraying the perfume cause you to see a sudden flash of images (which could then send you into a fit of spasmatic seizures)? Is the scent so strong it makes people compulsively stare at doorknobs? Or does it merely cause you to have sex with someone you just saw at the main desk of a hotel?
All of those questions TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1096416588631456882004-09-28T19:39:00.000-04:002004-09-29T16:51:20.006-04:00All the fans of the Montreal Expos are Saddened by the recent news that their beloved team will no longer be playing in Montreal. Both of them were quite crushed by this news.
"I've loved this team my entire life," said Jim Thompson, lifelong Expos fan. "Sure, they haven't been doing so well recently, but I believe if they were given one more season, they could really turn things around." When TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1095611009590363892004-09-19T11:59:00.000-04:002004-09-19T12:51:48.733-04:00I'm one of those people who loves to read. Whether it be books, magazines, newspapers, grocery lists, TV Guides, graffiti on bathroom stalls, or very funny websites.. I'll read it. The last one is what I want to talk about. For years I've been looking all across the internet, from (C:) to shining (C:) (some computer humor), for funny websites with lots of content. And I have found a lot (Maddox, TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1094866965489108222004-09-10T21:24:00.000-04:002004-09-10T21:42:45.490-04:00Michigan doesn't sound so bad now, does it Florida? Sure, Florida has always been better than us. They have Miami, we have Detroit. They have P. Diddy, we have Eminem. They have their state's likeness appearing in a game that involves murder and car jacking. We have murder and car jacking. But only one thing matters right now: haha, you're getting pummeled by Chuck, Frank, and Ivan.
Every year TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1094504336059938552004-09-06T16:10:00.000-04:002004-09-06T17:06:00.406-04:00A man walks into an upscale French restaraunt, and waits at the podium as the Maitre'd puts on a french accent for the Mayor's wife's sister. The Maire'd turns back to the podium, and says to the man in a Brooklyn accent, "Thanks for waiting."
The Maitre'd leads the man to a small table in the back of the room, drops a menu, and walks away to play "Piere". The man is reading when a waiter TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1093632159672218822004-08-27T14:28:00.000-04:002004-08-27T14:57:09.843-04:00Earlier today it was reported that somehow the Nation's debt from the War in Iraq has been paid completley. This was followed by some reports from the Kennedy Space Center, where apparently some changes have been made. Slowly the truth started to emerge.
Kennedy Starbucks?
During a press conference, White House spokesman Ari Fleicsher said, "There is no truth to these reports that the United TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1093545916979859892004-08-26T13:38:00.000-04:002004-08-26T19:09:19.073-04:00Pardon me, did you say Cheez-its or Jesus?
(WARNING: The following post could be offensive to Christians, Muslims, Buddhist, Hindus, Atheists, and the makers of crackers)
I was watching a re-run of Late Night with Conan O'Brien earlier today. A commercial was on, and I wasn't really paying attention. I mean, I was watching it, and sitting close enough to hear it, but I wasn't really "listening"TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1093531879338113012004-08-26T10:51:00.000-04:002004-08-26T11:38:49.380-04:00
Celebrity Poker Showdown, top this!
The picture is based on the famous "Dogs Playing Poker" painting (shown below; original is without Homer, unfortunatley). While the picture itself looks pretty simple, this is, without a doubt, the hardest and most advanced thing I've done on this website yet. Kind of like that "Secrets of the Magician" show, I will show you how I did it, just so you feel TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1093015386672416872004-08-20T10:27:00.001-04:002004-08-20T11:42:32.543-04:00Again, I was minding my own business, when suddenly this article jumped out, beat me up, and stole my lunch money. According to AOL News, national security advisor Condoleeza Rice counsels Americans to be less "critical of every twist and turn" in Iraq.
Wait. This isn't an M. Night Shyamalan movie. We all wont suddenly gasp at a "twist" at the end of this war and say, "Ohh, so the reason we TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1092783364893839742004-08-17T18:03:00.000-04:002004-08-17T18:56:04.893-04:00Every once and a while, I'll turn on the Olympics just to see if America is still beating up on everyone else. Today, while I was watching, I saw the medal count list. Of course, America is in the lead. But the true story is at the bottom of the list. While looking at the countries who have the lowest number of medals, something catches your eye, and suddenly you're asking yourself one question: TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1092507360409469602004-08-14T14:16:00.000-04:002004-08-17T18:59:11.646-04:00Has it really been a year? It seems like just yesterday that I was making fun of people for slapping down the deed to their houses to get 30 gallon bottles of water... only for power to come back on the next day. It was not a big deal. Sure, it was one of the largest blackouts in history, stretching from New York City to Detroit. And maybe it did cause us to lose millions of dollars. And sure, I TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1092442727610077642004-08-13T19:19:00.000-04:002004-08-13T20:18:47.610-04:00Today..
I've never been really superstitious. Sure, I try to not break as many mirrors as possible, but that's not so much about the bad luck as it is about me not wanting to clean up broken glass. As bad as my laziness can get, sometimes it saves me trouble. Before I get to the point of this post (is there one?), I'd like to shoot off into a completley un-releated direction.
I, like thousandsTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1092342488981249032004-08-12T15:00:00.000-04:002004-08-12T16:28:08.980-04:00(WARNING: The following post contains nothing valuable. What it does contain is a whole lot of meaningless crap about the search engine Google, which has been strung together in no apparent pattern, for no apparent reason. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
I was feeling bored, and decided maybe Google could help me. It has pulled through for me in the past, so why not? The first thing I searched, for no TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1091738932638874842004-08-05T16:29:00.000-04:002004-08-05T16:55:34.483-04:00THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATIONS TOOK PLACE AT 10:47 am THIS MORNING:
ME: Hello?
MAN: Hello, may I speak to Mr. or Mrs. *******, please?
ME: I'm sorry, they're not available at the moment.
MAN: When will be a better time to reach them?
ME: Well, I suppose the police will untie them when they get here.
MAM: What?
ME: Untie them. Oh, they also have to take the gags off and let them out of the TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1091656961210133352004-08-04T18:02:00.000-04:002004-08-04T19:36:35.780-04:00Mushroom in History
Many people think that this website was the "origin" of the stone mushroom. Not true. In fact, the stone mushroom has actually been at some of the most historically significant events in our country's history. Unfortunatley, not many people look as hard at the pictures of some of these events. But, fortunatley for all of you, I have, and I present them here for you today, TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1091577878859390182004-08-03T19:33:00.000-04:002004-08-03T20:04:38.860-04:00THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION TOOK PLACE THIS MORNING AROUND 10:35am:
ME: (awake for around 5 seconds at this point, time enough to stumble to the phone) hello?
MAN: Hello sir, would you be interested in taking a survey?
ME: What?
MAN: Thank you sir. First off, are you aware that abortion is legal in the United States?
ME: What?
MAN: What is your opinon of that?
ME: What?
MAN: Sir, abortion,TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1091421236032350842004-08-02T00:33:00.000-04:002004-08-04T19:24:18.303-04:00This is the first hand drawn picture I've put on the site. I'm not a great artist, but this one came out pretty good. Now, you must be wondering, "Well golly WiseGuy, what do you have against the fine folks at Disney?" Nothing, well, except for the whole "they ruin most everything that isn't involved with Pixar" thing. Bastards. What inspired me to make pictures of Mickey as a Nazi and a burning/TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1091310375381983812004-07-31T17:46:00.000-04:002004-08-04T19:49:42.603-04:00I've said it before, and I'll say it again: August is the most useless month. Not only is it useless, but it turns out to be pretty bad as well. To prove my point, here are:
The Top 5 Reasons to Skip August this Year
5) Summer is ending, November is coming, and we're closer to The Republican National Convention.4) Summer is ending, TV shows are all re-runs, so we're closer to The Emmy's, and TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1091229434078934292004-07-30T17:50:00.000-04:002004-07-30T19:17:14.076-04:00Shooting stars passed by like headlights on a wet road, and headlights passed like shooting stars in a clear sky. The WiseGuy was driving, breaking all the laws, but not doing anything that anyone else hadn't already done. He was 25 miles from somewhere, and half a mile from nowhere in particular. He passed a sign for birth, missed the exit for life, and got lost on Death Ave., before finding a TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1091076243802156792004-07-28T23:24:00.000-04:002004-07-29T00:44:03.803-04:00When I watch the news, read the newspapers, listen to the news on the radio, or any other way I happen to catch the news that week (sometimes I see it grafittied on walls. "21 soldiers killed in Iraq, G-UNIT!") I don't picture the world as it is. Sure, I'm "insane" with an "over-active imagination" who ate "paste" as a kid, but I find my way a lot more entertaining. I picture it as an elementary TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1090949541399605602004-07-27T13:32:00.000-04:002004-07-27T15:46:08.446-04:00Mushroom Picture Collection: Part II
Classical mushroom?
Back with nature, part 2.
Mushroom in a can. Not pictured, the can.
Grilled mushroom.
Mushroom at the pool hall.
Got mushroom?
Mushroom for hire.
Mushroom soup, anyone?
Mushroom incognito.
Self concious mushroom?
Double the pleasure, double the fun.
Rock on, Mushroom, rock on.
Mushroom with family, partTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1090864652787825812004-07-26T12:58:00.000-04:002004-07-26T14:13:17.023-04:00Once again, it was Friday night, and The WiseGuy was at home watching re-runs of Leave it to Beaver while eating Cheetos. Unaware of the startling effects of digesting too much artificial cheese flavoring, The WiseGuy continued eating until he suddenly passed through the fabric of time (which was soft and pleasant smelling because of the Lavender Rain scented fabric softener of time). He fell TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1090719391047463062004-07-24T20:59:00.000-04:002004-07-24T21:36:31.046-04:00Each year people across the country stumble into their basements, only to be trapped under an avalanche of old clothes, christmas ornaments, odds and ends, Aztec gold, and anything else that happened to have crawled into the basement to die. That's when, after a prolonged period of scratching their heads and pretending to be thinking deeply, they realize it's time for a garage sale. Oh garage TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1090387232619588562004-07-21T01:19:00.000-04:002004-07-21T01:26:38.126-04:00Scroll down. I have a chatterbox! Only post the deepest, darkest thoughts that make the back of your mind itch, please. Unless it is painfully random, it has no place here. Fooey.
(NOTE: Yeah yeah, yeah the cow is back!)TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1090270669603342842004-07-19T16:44:00.000-04:002004-07-21T00:55:08.570-04:00Everyone knows that celebrities can, and will say whatever they want to. True, sometimes the things they say make no sense, or the reasons for why they said those things make no sense (Mike Tyson and Bill Clinton, anyone?), but they still do it. Some take criticism (or get fired, Whoopie) for what they say, but usually we simply forget it a week later. But when a celebrity becomes a politician, TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1089993838048652902004-07-16T11:38:00.000-04:002004-07-16T12:03:58.046-04:00THE RANDOMNESS CONTINUES PRESENTS:
SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY (part II)
A SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE... THINGY.
In the end, I guess Martha secretly got the last laugh. She got a decreased sentence of 5 months in federal prison, 5 months of home confinement, and fined $30,000, instead of the 10-16 months we were all hoping for. Immediatley after being sentenced, standing on the TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1089922419279145962004-07-15T15:50:00.000-04:002004-07-16T11:38:02.036-04:00THE RANDOMNESS CONTINUES PRESENTS:
SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY (part I)
A SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE... THINGY.
As Martha Stewart prepares for her sentencing tomorrow morning, I thought it fitting if we bid The Queen of Crap one last farewell.. atleast for the next 10-16 months (why am I laughing?). Now, I don't like to say I told you so.. (haha, I told you so, you shitheads!) TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1089740885792082292004-07-13T13:36:00.000-04:002004-07-13T13:49:39.343-04:00As a kid, I watched a lot of cartoons. As a teenager, I still try to watch a lot of cartoons. Who doesn't? What's so bad about watching Bugs Bunny while studying for SATs? I don't see a problem with that. Well, one morning, I was flipping through chanels, when I saw Scooby Doo. When I was younger, that show scared me. It wasn't just one thing about it, but more of a combination of things, like TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1089663195577177392004-07-12T15:57:00.000-04:002004-07-12T16:13:15.576-04:00THE FOLLOWING IS A BRIEF STATEMENT FROM THE WISEGUY:
I really try hard not to review movies on this website. I realize there are many critics out there who have more crediblity, are better at writing, and are simply better at playing poker than I am (of course, that does not include Stephen Whitty, but you already knew that!). But every once in a while, I see a movie so fantastic, so amazing, soTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1089144526101552132004-07-06T16:08:00.000-04:002004-07-06T16:08:46.100-04:00I don't really think I need to say anything. They say a picture is worth a thousand words... this one might be worth more. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1089087726678124312004-07-05T23:19:00.001-04:002004-07-06T00:39:28.713-04:00Have you ever had one of those days when you just feel like taking the person in charge of making advertisements for companies, and beating them over the head with a multi-colored, rubber malet? Well today, I once again felt like that.
I was walking past the bra section at JCPenney, minding my own business, when suddenly several horribly awful pictures jumped out at me. You've seen them. At TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1088964260422768472004-07-04T13:53:00.000-04:002004-07-06T15:28:54.363-04:00Ahh yes, The Fourth of July. What better of a way to celebrate our nation's independence than getting drunk and blowing ourselves up? Unfortunatley, as fun as fireworks are-- they are about as American as the American flag (most of which are made in other countries). Fireworks actually started in China. In 1777, fireworks were used to celebrate the United States' freedom from Britain-- which TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1088372180312357302004-06-27T16:54:00.000-04:002004-06-27T17:36:20.313-04:00Occasionally I find an article that catches my eye. Not because it is interesting or particulary well written, but because it is so stupid. I find myself stopping to read these incredibly stupid articles, even though I know they are a waste of time. Today I saw an article that made me scratch my head.
Peter Coors, a Republican senate candidate is hoping to lower the national drinking age from 21TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1088098013191050732004-06-24T13:09:00.000-04:002004-06-27T13:21:40.270-04:00Recently, the new Michael Moore documentary, Fahrenheit 9/11 has been causing some controversey. It seems like everywhere you look, you see something about this movie. Tonight he's on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. A few weeks ago he appears during the MTV movie awards. And all this week the headlines have been talking about how he is fighting the MPAA to remove the movie's 'R' rating. Is it TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1087865432623399102004-06-21T19:57:00.000-04:002004-06-21T20:50:32.623-04:00The WiseGuy sat staring into a window. The problem, however, was that he wasn't actually looking out a window, he was looking in a mirror. But it wasn't a normal mirror. Instead of seeing himself, looking back at himself, he saw a window. The WiseGuy looked over his back, to where the reflection seemed to be coming from, but there was nothing there. Confused, he reached out and touched the windowTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1087439706472451882004-06-16T21:16:00.000-04:002004-06-16T22:38:09.896-04:00Wow, summer is so great. It gives me the freedom to enjoy such timeless childhood pastimes, as:
-sleeping until the guy who delives the newspaper wakes me up around 3:00pm. Or, on mondays, the garbage men at 2:00pm.
-Seeing all the quality daytime programing I've missed while going to school. Oh Maury, what would I do without you?
-Preparing for next life. Possibly a cat, or other nocturnal TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1086975216812852312004-06-11T13:33:00.000-04:002004-07-27T16:01:04.423-04:00Mushroom Picture Collection: Part I
Mushroom and family.
Mushroom and mortal enemy, little stone cat.
Mushroom and shoes.
That is just so cool. Bravo mushroom, bravo.
Mushroom posing.
Mushroom and friend.
Back with nature.
Mushroom on a throne? I'd bow.
And the picture that started it all...
Possibly the coolest picture I ever took of a stone mushroom and a ceramic cheetah.
TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1086823644593122952004-06-09T18:47:00.000-04:002004-06-09T19:30:41.053-04:00Earlier in the day I saw an interesting link to Heineken.com for a music trivia game, in which you could win free downloads, or something (I'm not quite sure why, considering at the moment I'm breaking the law by downloading from Kazaa! Come arrest me!). Anyways, it's not the promotion or the game that I want to talk about. As the page was loading, a little pop-up appeared requiring you give yourTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1086380672389123552004-06-04T16:21:00.000-04:002004-06-09T18:46:52.913-04:00The official website for the very first Randomness Films movie is now up. Yes, that's right. I'm making a movie. Cool in a Jar: Official Website
(NOTE: Oh, by the way, STIMPMITS is in it too)TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1085275779868956692004-05-22T21:15:00.000-04:002004-05-22T21:38:20.396-04:00I guess you could say he got BUSHwhacked (muffled laughter). The President was on a bike ride when he fell. After receiving care from a physician who was with him, the President finished the rest of the ride home. White House spokesman Trent Duffy said, "He (the President) had minor abrasions and scratches on his chin, upper lip, his nose, right hand and both knees." In his weekly radio address, TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1084999012324296162004-05-19T16:36:00.000-04:002004-05-19T16:36:52.323-04:00The truth finally emerges. TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1084916793966452432004-05-18T17:26:00.000-04:002004-05-18T17:46:33.966-04:00What seems to have most of the country talking lately is gay marriages. Personally, I don't really care what they do. But in all of this, did anyone think about the people that are effected by these marriages? Not the government. Not heterosexual people. No, not even the creators of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I'm talking about the smaller people. When two men decide to get married, they TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1083978665379183042004-05-07T21:11:00.000-04:002004-05-20T15:26:25.296-04:00STIMPMITS is a palindrome!
STIMPMITS (all though he now seems to be too cool for this website) is a Palindrome! Check it out on: Search results for STIMPMITS!
(NOTE: STIMPMITS is now officially no longer involved with the site. He might be back later if he requests it, but at the moment he is no longer a co-writer.)
(FUTHER NOTE: For those who were confused as to what a palindrome is (yes, TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1083619525547318812004-05-03T17:25:00.000-04:002004-05-03T17:28:20.983-04:00(NOTE: Well, it's only two weeks before RANDOMNESS DAY 2004, Tuesday May 18. The plans at the moment are pretty basic, but that's because I don't have any money. Oh well, I don't plan on going anywhere, so next year will be better)
I was looking at a calendar earlier today, and I've decided the month of August sucks. Why?
January: New Years Day
February: Valentine's Day
March: St. Patrick's DayTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1083366799684309702004-04-30T19:13:00.000-04:002004-05-21T19:57:10.580-04:00(WARNING: THIS IS THE MOST POLITICAL THIS WEBSITE WILL EVER GET. YOU?VE BEEN WARNED)
The entire country seems to be talking about an election that is still more than half a year away. So why shouldn't we? Ok, so you're probably all dying to know who I would vote for, if I could. The truth is, I don't like Bush or Kerry. I'm all for Nader, and I have good reasons for this too. First of all, I TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1083355350051973702004-04-14T15:30:00.000-04:002004-05-14T16:26:52.013-04:00THE WISEGUY'S LINKS:
The WiseGuy's Websites:
-The Randomness Forum! -The Randomness Polls
-A collection of... (The WiseGuy's stories)
-The WiseGuy's Links (kind of makes this post obsolete, doesn't it?)
-The WiseGuy's Pictures (hardly updated)
-The Fierce Enchanidas! (The best soccer team ever)
Other Websites:
-Just Add Water (A friend of The WiseGuy's website)
-College Humor
-All Dumb
-TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1081463979811249632004-04-08T18:39:00.000-04:002004-04-10T18:51:19.123-04:00Armageddon. Not something to joke about, right? We know what the Bible, Mel Gibson, and Max Quordlepleen (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe) think about it. But does anyone really know anything about it? What will happen? Who will it happen to? And of course, when will it happen. Will we ever know when the end of the world is coming? Well, some of us do. I live in Michigan. And, like TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1081283908911025412004-04-06T16:38:00.000-04:002004-04-06T16:41:12.013-04:00I turn on the TV this morning, and what do I see? Under "Headline News" is a story about Jennifer Lopez's mom. Apparently, Guadalupe Lopez placed a $3 bet on a spin the wheel game at a casino, and won $2.5 million. Really. That qualifies as headline news? What, the fact that she won $2.5 million dollars? Her daughter is a (horrible) musician and actress. As bad as Jennifer Lopez's career is, she TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1081188014120375252004-04-05T14:00:00.000-04:002004-04-05T14:07:00.170-04:00[WOMAN]: Sir?
[EMPLOYEE]: (sounds eager to help) Yes ma'am?
[WOMAN]: How did this chicken die?
[EMPLOYEE]: (confused) Excuse me?
[WOMAN]: This chicken. How did it die?
[EMPLOYEE]: (surprised) Well, all of these chickens were grown on a chicken farm a few hours north of here. The birds are hung by their feet on coveyor belts, and are then passed through an electrically-charged water bath that is TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1081043495965670122004-04-03T20:51:00.000-05:002004-05-04T20:52:28.403-04:00Okay, so this is America, and they say people are allowed to say whatever they want to. But how much is too much? Seriously. How many stupid people need to say stupid things before we realize not everyone deserves to have an opinion (the thing is, though, if we did that, this site would no longer exist. So, sadly, I am a hypocrite). Why am I saying this? Well, it all has to do with movies. Some TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1080354422210642392004-03-21T21:27:00.000-05:002004-03-26T21:38:49.013-05:00Today is the birthday of a very important person to this website. A person, whom without, this website would not exist. Because of this person's hard work and perseverance (despite what people often say), this website is now as great as it is (you be the judge of how great that is). That person? NO! Of course it's not The WiseGuy! I'm talking about Matthew Broderick, whose perfomance in Ferris TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1079570460293062742004-03-17T19:41:00.000-05:002004-03-17T19:43:23.343-05:00The WiseGuy's vision blurred as he starred down at the test, which actually (in the state his mind was currently in, which is know as the pre-happy, post-happy mood) seemed to be a lot thicker than five pages (a tome possibly).
Okay, this isn't that hard, he thought. Come on, keep going! Keep going! NO!!! What are you doing, his mind screamed at him as his right arm stopped mid-sentence. You'reTheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1079473973302200392004-03-16T16:52:00.000-05:002004-03-16T16:55:15.106-05:00There really isn't a true explanation for why I think one of my teachers might be the Devil (or if not the Devil, then a close relative to the devil, possibly the Devil's barber). The truth is, I don't hate her. And by don't hate her, I mean I don't pray for a piano to fall on her (all though I do like the thought of it), like I did with my last math teacher (whom I truly believe might be the TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1078515784889550062004-03-05T14:43:00.000-05:002004-03-05T14:45:57.590-05:00WISEGUYISM # 448: AMERICAN CINEMA AND SOVIETS.
If it wasn't for the Cold War, what would James Bond be doing? The answer: laundry or taxes. He wouldn't be out there saving the world from the man with the scarred face. He'd be inside H&R Block filling out paperwork. He wouldn't be kissing a new sexy girl all the time. He would be making change for people at the laundromat. So, in a way, without TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1077677767382584442004-02-24T21:56:00.000-05:002004-02-24T21:58:08.326-05:00Now, I've wasted many an hour watching TV. I've also cured many a night of Insomnia/avoiding contact with the outside world, by watching, essentially, nothing. This nothingness is the number one highest played type of TV show. No, this isn't according to Nielsen ratings, or something stupid like that, this according to the RANDOMETER!
RANDOMETER:
63%: INFORMERCIALS
19%: CRAPPY KIDS SHOWS/TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1077425877886872382004-02-22T12:01:00.000-05:002004-02-22T00:01:01.996-05:00[CASUAL OBSERVER]: What's that?
[THE WISEGUY]: Only the greatest website EVER!
[CASUAL OBSERVER]: Sweet! Can I see your website now?
[THE WISEGUY]: Sure.
(casual observer reads first line)
[CASUAL OBSERVER]: Why do you hate Ray Liotta?
[THE WISEGUY]: I don't. He hates me.
[CASUAL OBSERVER]: Have you ever met him?
[THE WISEGUY]: Well, no.
[CASUAL OBSERVER]: Then how do you know he hates you?
[THE TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5406636.post-1077424834088605322004-02-21T23:40:00.000-05:002004-02-24T21:41:07.496-05:00Today I saw a sneak preview of the new movie, Starsky and Hutch. It doesn't come out for another 2 weeks, but they recognized who I was, and let me come. Ok, I'm lying. Anyone could go. But shut up! Everyone needs to (sniff) feel important and appreciated (sniff) sometimes! This movie was one of the funniest movies I've seen in a while. Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller, once again are brilliant TheWiseGuynoreply@blogger.com0